What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Guess what? I like trains.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Darude- Sandstorm

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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