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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

An English man walks into a pub.

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