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Justin's humor

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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