- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Women's rights

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

School

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Knock, knock. Come in.

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