A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Hillary Clinton

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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