- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

You and your parents are going to die today

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

This is not a joke.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Colby Michael Schluter

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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