whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Poop swing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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a horse nibbled a baby

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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like most people my age. im 27

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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