- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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