- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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