Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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