Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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