Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

a man checks his mypsace

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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