- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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