Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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nickel back

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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bees knees

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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