What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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