Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Hitler

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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I am a women

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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