- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

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