Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

whats chinese noodles

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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