- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

A man killed himself.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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