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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Oh...okay, good.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

you lose.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Donald Trump

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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