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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

brian mcgee is gay!

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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