- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Basically copying you.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

The jets are a good team..

woman's rights

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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