A baby seal walks into a club

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Why did the

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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