- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!