How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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