- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

a horse walks into a blender ow

what is a bracket? a bracket

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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