Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

womens rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Your mom is so fat...

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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