- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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