once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Okay, one second.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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civil rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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so... how about that airplane food

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