what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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