- Anti Joke

The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Come In!

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

You and your parents are going to die today

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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