- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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