Knock Knock Go Away

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Help I'm being raped!

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A black man in a country bar.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

these are shit

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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