What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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