What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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