- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Do you know the muffin man? No

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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