What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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The jets are a good team..

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Anyone??????????/

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Womens' sports

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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My life :(

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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