- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Who wants pizza crusts?

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

roses are red violets should be purple

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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