A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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A Fat Kenyan

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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