- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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