- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

This is a joke setup.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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