what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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are you gay does your mom know

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Anti Joke

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