Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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