What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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knock knock come in!

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What do I hate? people

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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