- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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