Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Vicky is my best friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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