- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

There's my tractor.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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