- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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