A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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