- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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