There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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A man sat on a chair

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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