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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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