Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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