Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Justin Bieber

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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