Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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