- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

roses are red, violets are blue.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

a fish swimming in the water swims

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

There's a god, just kidding.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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