What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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JUST KIDDING^

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Catholicism.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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