- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

There is no I in Pie except for the I

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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