What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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yes... that's the joke

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Here's another:

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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