- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Poop

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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