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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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