What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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