What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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modern love

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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what do u call a black man a black man

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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