What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Hahaha

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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men's rights.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Anti Joke

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