- Anti Joke

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

._____________________. Whale!

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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