Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

A sober Amy Winehouse

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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