- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

The black man leaves the strip club.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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