- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

What's the deal with brown?

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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