If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Michel Moor on a die...

whats worse than school? Summer school

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

The MLS

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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