- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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