What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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