- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What is my name? I dont know

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

I drive a 'rarri

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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