Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"knock knock" "Come in"

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What's circular and round A circle

There's a god, just kidding.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

You see how lame this is?

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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