- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

neil likes pube toast

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

My penis is big... not.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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