Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Hahaha

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Jake. Walsh.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

I just found out i have cancer.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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