Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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