- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

A black person walks out of KFC

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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