- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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