What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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acualy is dolan

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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