- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What is 1+1? It's 2!

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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