- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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