- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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