How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What is a chair?

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Lil' Wayne

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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