- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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