- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pooped.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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