Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Adele walks into the stables

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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hi patrick

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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this is not a joke. jks

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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2 + 2 = fish

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hot diggity dog

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Anti Joke

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