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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What is white black and Chinese A panda

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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