why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Your Mom!!!

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Black Friday

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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neil patrick harris

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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