-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

THE GAME

roses are red, violets are violet.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Justin Bieber

A French man gets into a fight

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

women's rights

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

In soviet russia, roses are violet

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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